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Steven Segal's Top Five!
5) 'Cast Away': My favorite movie. The Mojo Priest can relate to the feelings of isolation and the struggle for survival that the guy with the beard went through. I almost watched the entire movie.
4) Carl's Jr.'s Six Dollar Burger: There is no middle path when it comes to this guacamole and bacon sensation. You're either one with this burger or your Karma is in need of a tune-up. The Ancients called that a pun.
3) 'Battlestar Galactica': When my Spirit Guide first told me about this show, I thought it would be typical sci-fi nonsense. But at it's heart it's a story about a people's journey in search of a home. Also, Laura Roslin is one primo feline.
2) 'Karma Chameleon': Great song. And a powerful message.
1) Steven Seagal's Lightening Bolt Energy Drink: I may be biased, but if I didn't believe that this energy drink didn't wholly expunge great swathes of negative karma from your being and guide you through the first stage of awakening, I wouldn't put my name on it. It's that good.
Celebrity Spotting!
They say the stars are always out in Hollywood, and this past weekend was no exception.
As I went about my business, I found the time to do some major stargazing
and have the pictures to prove it! Enjoy.
Spotted Jessica Biel eating breakfast in West Hollywood on Friday morning. Not many people can look good stuffing their face, but Jessica makes it look hot!
Saw Jessica Biel getting into her car on King's Road in West Hollywood a few minutes later and still looking great! She sped off and ran through an intersection just at the light turned red. See you soon, Jess!
Found '7th Heaven' star, Jessica Biel working in out in Santa Monica on Friday afternoon and looking great. She's obviously not shy, so one would think that she wouldn't be so rude to a fan that just wanted to have a friendly chat. Meow!
Happened to spot the red hot Jessica Biel walking by a downstairs window in the Hollywood Hills on Saturday. It may have been early, but she was full of energy and ready to take on anyone who might be creeping in her bushes. Trust me!
I saw her again. Although I was 200 yards away (totally legal!), I was able to snap this shot of her as she tried to pretend I wasn't even there. I don't get it... I mean, I understand why she wouldn't want the puppy, but why won't she just accept my letter? Don't forget, Jessica - people like me MADE YOU!! We can make you go away, too!
What is your problem? Why won't you just talk to me? I don't care if I'm too close - go ahead and call them, see if I care!! Fuck the police, and fuck you! I'm sorry... I didn't mean to snap, I've just been under a lot of strain lately. I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!
Ran into Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler in downtown Los Angeles on Sunday. Apparently, he was driving under the influence and could be looking at 90 days! He claims that he's never even met Jessica Biel, but I THINK HE'S A FUCKING LIAR!.
Famous First Drafts:
Today we look at page 48 of 'The Sixth Sense'.
Before They Were Stars!
David Caruso
Long before he was Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami, David Caruso sang tenor in a doo wop group called the Five Moons, who in May of 1963 released one single for the Shimmy Tone label called "Mama's Buttermilk Biscuits". The song failed to chart, selling only four copies, but Caruso fans may be interested in the B-side, where David can be heard singing lead on a catchy tune called, "Grumpy Red is in Love".
Caruso left the band in September of '64 following a dispute over which member failed to buy the single, and spent the next sixteen years on what he claimed would be "the greatest doo wop album ever." Unfortunately, he was never able to complete a song before the master tapes were destroyed in a boating accident. Several years of depression followed before a friend encouraged him to try out for the part of Topper Daniels in 'An Officer and a Gentleman'. The rest, as they say, we know.
